Ground Floor:
Reception
Waiting Room
ARTIFACT ACCIDENTS
[Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, &c.]

First Floor:
CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES
[Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, &c.]

Second Floor:
MAGICAL BUGS
[Contagious maladies, e.g. dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus]

Third Floor:
POTION & PLANT POISONING
[Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, &c.]

Fourth Floor:
SPELL DAMAGE
[Unliftable jinxes, hexes, incorrectly applied charms, &c.]
[Long-term care wards]

Fifth Floor:
VISITORS' TEA ROOM
GIFT SHOP